Thank the Lord I’m an Atheist!

Wolfman Blitzer (CNN) sure got a lesson from this Tornado Survivor. . .

Thank the Lord!

Don’t you just  love the arrogant assumptions of the proudly faithful?

And, please people, can someone decide once and for all if God Kills Some and Not Others?

One family emerges from their storm shelter, camera rolling, and says “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.”

Another thanks God for protecting them, saving their child from the tornado.

While others, many children, have died.

God’s ways are mysterious, aren’t they?  The mystery of Why God Taketh Away so many. . .and leaves, we guess, His Most Special and Favorite Faithful.  Thank the Lord!  Such a mystery!

This pastor has another view. . .which I appreciate to a point. . .but still “placebos and platitudes” (“Keep Bad Theology out of Oklahoma”).

Ameri-Christianity is such a Tornado isn’t it?  An unnatural disaster.  So much destruction in its path. . .

God Sends Rain. . .and Drought. . .and Tornadoes too!

Thomas Friedman is in Syria, another disaster called a country, torn to pieces by Religion–and stupid, greedy Politics—- (“Without Water, Revolution”) and writes:

“The drought did not cause Syria’s civil war,” said the Syrian economist Samir Aita, but, he added, the failure of the government to respond to the drought played a huge role in fueling the uprising.”

And who caused the drought?

“She and her husband “used to own farmland,” said Faten. “We tended annual crops. We had wheat, barley and everyday food — vegetables, cucumbers, anything we could plant instead of buying in the market. Thank God there were rains, and the harvests were very good before. And then suddenly, the drought happened.”

What did it look like? “To see the land made us very sad,” she said. “The land became like a desert, like salt.” Everything turned yellow.”

“Faten, her head conservatively covered in a black scarf, said the drought and the government’s total lack of response radicalized her. So when the first spark of revolutionary protest was ignited in the small southern Syrian town of Dara’a, in March 2011, Faten and other drought refugees couldn’t wait to sign on. “Since the first cry of ‘Allahu akbar,’ we all joined the revolution. Right away.” Was this about the drought? “Of course,” she said, “the drought and unemployment were important in pushing people toward revolution.”

But wait!  ALLAH brought the rain AND the drought!?

“We could accept the drought because it was from Allah,” said Abu Khalil, “but we could not accept that the government would do nothing.”

This is The Confusion we call Faith.  God brings the rain. . .the crops grow. . .we have water. . .Praise Allah!  Then, God brings (or “allows”) a drought. . .the crops die. . .we don’t have water. . .people die. . .Praise Allah?  NO.  Pick up Guns and fight the Government!  Revolution!  Then, praise God for the Revolution!. . .except if WE don’t win. . .because that wouldn’t be the Will of Allah!

Understand?

No, I don’t either.

But, that’s Faith.

Be Afraid! (If you Choose)

I’ve written here and there about “fear-based faith” and the obviously destructive side effects.  But maybe the real issue is that some have fear-based LIVES.

I was walking today along my river path, enjoying the tall grasses of spring teeming with bees and small birds and one of my favorite creatures to spy:  gopher snakes.  I always delight in stopping to crouch down low to look these beautiful ground-dwellers in the eye.  So still.  So alert.  I talk softly or simply smile, wish them well and good hunting, and softly step away.  This day, an older man approached and asked, “See any snakes?”  I looked up and smiled, “You want to find some Snakes?”  He said he heard there were snakes.  I said, “Yeah, I just saw three today and my wife and I saw four a few days ago.  They’re gopher snakes.”  He shook his head and laughed.  ”Oh, there was a guy back there with a golf club who told me to watch out for snakes and made it sound like they were rattlers!”  As he went his way and I went mine, I said, “No, just gophers.”  He walked on shaking his head.  And so did I.  Ignorant people with ignorant-based fears.  So silly, stupid and short-sighted.  Spreading fear with no basis or experience.  I thought of parallels.

In the last few days I read and commented on several articles.  One was on CNN and the other two on Faux News (get it?  sure you do).  Each had to do with Conservative Christian-types whining about their faith being attacked; they are so hurt and outraged that Christianity is “under attack” by us Seculars and Atheists and Separation of Religion and State kinds (you know us, those irritating citizens who dare to think the Constitution is more appropriate to guide a nation than a Holy Book).  Oh, how terrible they can’t pray and preach and put their stickers (crosses, commandments, slogans) all over the planet.  What few of these fearfully faithful and full of fear folks rarely if ever stop to think about is Other People who are really living in fear, because they are in reality being bullied and oppressed and treated unjustly.  In other words, the “other people” Jesus (presumably their lord and master) Cared Most About.  Oh, let’s forget about them (homeless, immigrant, minority group. gays and lesbians, etc, etc). . .they aren’t as important as our “Right” to pray and preach anytime, anywhere, forcing anyone to hear about Our Fear-Based Faith!

Oh, sigh.  I think of the thousands I have worked with in my life, as a minister, chaplain and now social worker and teacher.  I think of the people I see everyday on the news and read about.  The humans, the other creatures who inhabit the small planetary home in space, who suffer and live (or die) day to day with a fearfulness caused primarily by unthoughtful, greedy people who think only of themselves. . .the self-centered, self-righteous, self-serving people who overwhelmingly invade with their armies or corporations from proudly “Christian nations.”

Huge sigh and head shake here.

And one more parallel:  I’m re-reading the trial of Socrates, the wise and weird teacher of Athens who got himself in trouble because he. . .asked the wrong questions!  Tried for “heresy” (not the right kind of believer, daring to question Orthodox faith) and “corrupting the minds of the young”. . .because young folks were attracted to strange and new ideas, and because he dared to “regard popular opinion as ignorant.”  Poor old Socrates.  Poor, but one of the Richest people who ever lived.  Executed by a fear-based State feeding on the fears of the herd.

How to move beyond FEAR. . .the question of our time. . .and all times.

Hint:  it ain’t a fictitious shangri-la called “Heaven.”

Hint:  To live in fear is often a Choice.

Another hint:  Socrates gave many hints, 2400 years ago.

Christians Under Attack!

Here’s my comment on CNN to this article:

Reasonable discussion can work. Respectfully disagreeing and saying “I believe something different” is one thing. “You have to believe My Way” deserves push back. As a former “Christian victim,” I think the best question to ask these folks is: Show the rest of us how you stand up and speak out for the truly persecuted, “the least of these my brothers and sisters” (poor, homeless, immigrants, minority groups, Iragis, Afghanis, etc, etc). Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll give a listen to your struggles. Or, maybe God will hear you?

I also commented on this article, and this article (both on FAUX News) and this article (Huffy Post)

The G-NOPE Nasty Newcomer. . .Lessons for the Nasty Religious

Ted Cruz, the GOP’s Nasty Newcomer (Frank Bruni-NYT)

I found these parallels to Religion Gone Bad insightful:

“he’s already known for his naysaying, his nit-picking and his itch to upbraid”

“Grandstanding and browbeating”

“[his faithful] who look to him and see any kind of savior overlook much of what drags the party down”

“[his party] accommodates too much quackery, belligerence and misplaced moralism to play a fully credible part in a vital, essential debate. . .”

“a bastion of regressive social ideas and foul tempers”

“arrogant, sour and self-serving”

“an affinity for opposing, a yen for obstructing”

The article ends with this challenge to the Nope Party and the Nonsense Party of Religion:

“Indeed, the challenge for Republicans [and Nasty Believers] now. . . — is to be seen and to act as a constructive force, as a party [faith] that’s for things, that wants to be inclusive and that operates with a generosity of spirit, not an overflow of spite.”

Might be good for the nice-and-not-so-nasty-believers to take note. . .and speak out more. . .

Downton Abbey and American Class

One of my favorite writers, Timothy Egan, in The Times (“Downton and Downward”) zings this across the screen–a quote from Andrew Carnegie:

“They (Repubs) would do well to remember the words of Andrew Carnegie, the capitalist who gave away his vast fortune. Carnegie was born in a single-room weaver’s cottage in Scotland, and saw the British class system at its worst before he moved to America.  “There is no class so pitiably wretched,” he concluded late in life, “as that which possesses money and nothing else.”