George Carlin, Tealogian

I use this title to take back TEA from those who make under-steeped political parties from a violent act against the Brits (and tea!) while polluting Boston Harbor as they demanded an innovation called representative government. . .which they got, and now the weak-cup-of-tepid-water party, most of whose numby-brained followers probably hate tea and want to abolish that government or “take it back” only for themselves, which of course wouldn’t be “representative” of all of us now would it?

Anyway. . .came across this quote in “Seven Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin.”  It belongs here.

“When it comes to God’s existence, I’m not an atheist and I’m not an agnostic.  I’m an acrostic.  The whole thing puzzles me.”  (originally from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”)

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