Paying the Holy Water Bill

sepulchre of faith Tombs of Faith

Trouble at the Holy Sepulchre (CNN Video)

We might wonder how the “First Christian” (who was NOT a Christian) could turn water into wine but for some reason he can’t seem to pay the water bill

Now THERE’S a mystery!

Oh, that’s right, it’s all about the Great Gifts of God and Faith:  marketing (“evangelism”), tourism (“pilgrimage”), money (“offerings”). . .

Mystery solved!

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